From: doufexi ioanna (doufexi(@)students.uiuc.edu)
Date: Δευ 13 Νοε 1995 - 19:52:05 EET
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What does your son do?
This four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One of them
is detained in the club house, and the other three are discussing
their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," says one "has made quite a name for himself in the home
building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the
last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new house as
a gift.
The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. He's
so successful in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two
brand new sports cars as a gift.
The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage.
And in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock
portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they
have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, his been a hairdresser, and
I've just recently discovered his a practicing homosexual. But on
the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two sport cars,
and a big pile of stock certificates."
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