JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: BEST SEXIST JOKE EVER



(nil): Alex King (acnk1(@)ukc.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 16 Νοέ 1995 - 20:47:52 EET

KAI NOMIZATE OTI XERATE KALH XHMEIA....
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ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary from 40-200 kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
        1. Surface usually covered in painted film
        2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
        3. Melts if given special treatment
        4. Bitter if incorrectly used
        5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
        6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
        1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious
            stones
        2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
        3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent
            reason
        4. Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in
            saturation of alcohol
        5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:
        1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
        2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
        3. Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:
        1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural
            state
        2. Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

HAZARDS:
        1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
        2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
            maintained at different locations as long as specimens
            do not come into direct contact with each other

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ALEXIUS-
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