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Θέμα: WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES



(nil): Ioannis Skaltsas (ips(@)ellinogermaniki.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 16 Νοέ 1995 - 22:32:55 EET

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                                                        YANNIS
                                                        (thank you litinas)

     THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her

   I just met the girl of my dreams.

      OR:

   I want to call your mother and thank her.

3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the

   stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they

   say "yes."]

4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and

   take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did

   anyway.

7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread

   the word.

8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor

   tomorrow morning.

10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

13. Can I flirt with you?

14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of

    buns.

15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]

    Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

      OR:

    Checking to see if you're the right size.

16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

17. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

19. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

27. So... How am I doin'?

28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet

    clothes?

29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

30. The first time is always the hardest.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

>Do you want to come over to my house for some pizza and sex?

>[no]

>What's the matter you don't like pizza?

>There's something wrong with your lips.

>They're not touching mine.

>You have beautiful legs.

>They would make a good necklace.

>Do you like meatloaf?

>Helga does.

>Do you want to smell my feet?

he: 'Hi, what's your name?'

she: '<a name>'

he: 'What a coincedence(sp?). I've got your name tatooed on my ass.'

<next morning>

He rolls over and we see the tatoo 'YOUR NAME' on his ass.

He rolls over and we see the tatoo 'YOUR NAME' on his ass.

Action: Lick your finger and wipe it on a woman.

Say: Lets take you home and get you out of those wet clothes.


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