JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Food chain.



(nil): Kremmidas Kleanthis (athens(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 11 Δεκ 1995 - 19:12:32 EET

    There was a fly above the water. A trout looked up and said, "if that
fly drops 6 inches, I'll have myself some dinner."
    There was a bear looking at the fly and trout. He said to himself, "If
that fly drops 6 inches, the trout will jump up to get it, then I will have
dinner."
    A hunter was staring at the bear. He thought to himself, "If that fly
drops 6 inches, the trout will jump and bear will leap out and I can have a
clear shot at the bear."
    A mouse was looking at everything that was going on and he thought, "If
that fly drops 6 inches, the trout will jump to get it, the bear will leap
out at the trout, the hunter will take a step forward to shoot the bear and
his sandwich will fall out of his pocket and I can have myself some dinner."
    A cat in a tree was also looking at the situation and he thought, "If
the fly drops 6 inches, the trout will jump to get it, the bear will leap
out at the trout, the hunter will step forward and shoot the bear, the mouse
will move to get the sandwich that fell from his pocket and I can jump on it
and have dinner."

     Well, the fly dropped 6 inches, the trout jumped and got the fly, the
bear leaped out and grabbed the trout, the hunter stepped forward and shot
the bear, the sandwich fell from his pocket and the mouse moved to get the
sandwich, but... the gun shot scared the cat and it fell in the water.

The moral of the story: when the fly drops six inches, the pussy gets wet.


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