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Θέμα: Giati????



(nil): Sofia Anagnostopoulou (sofiaa(@)aisb.ed.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 15 Ιαν 1996 - 17:14:12 EET

>Er: Giati oi ginaikes kata tin diarkeia tou sex prospoiountai oti
>exoun orgasmo ????

Ap: Giati oi antres prospoiountai ta prokatartika (foreplay).

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Paei mazi me mia olokliri seira paromoion asteion opos ta

Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because men keep telling them that this...

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...is 12 inches.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

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To kalitero pantos einai..

   So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized
that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion.

   God said,"I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and
do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot.
She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off
of her. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though."

"That's pretty expensive!" Adam said,"Well, what can I get for a rib?"

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xamogelasta,
 Sofia


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