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Θέμα: Albano noymero ntyo (dyo) ! ;-)



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (AKIS(@)medusa.ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 15 Φεβ 1996 - 15:44:32 EET

Htan ena albanaki sto sxoleio poy to legane Alia. Thn prwth mera h daskala
gia na gnwrisei ta paidia, toys shkwne kai ta rwtage to onoma toys kai thn
katagwgh toys.
Shkwnetai o Kwstakhs: Me lene Kwstakh kai eimai apo thn Kalamata.
Shkwnetai h Elenitsa: Me lene Elenitsa kai eimai apo th Thessaloniki.
Shkwnetai o Alia: Me lene Alia kai eimai apo thn Albania.

Skeftetai gia ligo h daskala kai gia na mhn exei problhmata to paidi toy
leei: "Koita, epeidh edw merikoi den toys xwneyoyn toys Albanoys, tha les oti
se lene Hlia kai oti eisai apo thn Drama. Entajei?" - "Entajei", eipe o Alia.

To brady poy paei o Alia spiti toy, h mhtera toy toy fwnazei:
- ALIA! ELA NA FAS.
- Mama, den me lene Alia. Me lene Hlia kai eimai apo th Drama.
- TI EKANE LEEI? TI EIPES RE KWLOPAIDO? (xastoykia, klwtsies, mpoynies)
Paei argotera sto saloni o Alia na dei thleorash. O pateras toy toy leei:
- ALIA! FERE MOY THS PANTOFLES MOY!
- Mapmpa, den me lene Alia. Me lene Hlia kai eimai apo th Drama.
- TI EKANE LEEI? TI EIPES RE KWLOPAIDO? (jylo, sfaliares klp)

Thn allh mera sto sxoleio, meta thn proseyxh, h daskala koitaei ton Alia poy
htan mayros apo to jylo:
- Paidi moy, ti epathes? Ti egine?
- Kyria, xtes to brady me deiran kati albanoi!

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