JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


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(nil): Akis Karnouskos (Akis.Karnouskos(@)cti.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 29 Φεβ 1996 - 15:16:03 EET

                Na loipov... ki alla avekdota.. xexexe...

1. -Eivai sto vero,eivai trixwtn kai terastia.Ti eivai?
     -H Barkoyda.

2. -Ti eivai kitrivo,exei trypes kai zei mesa stov Amazovio?
     -To Tyravxas.

3. -Pws legetai aytos poy pndaei apo devtro se devtro,zei stnv zoygla kai
      tragoydaei laika?
     -O pi0ikotsns.

4. -Zei sta devtra,trwei karydia,gaygizei kai dagkwvei ti eivai?
     -O Skyloyros.

5. -Ti zei stov labyriv0o kai pngaivei ka0e Kyriakn sto Karaiskakn?
     -O Mnvogayros.

6. -Ti perimevei eva skoyliki stnv stasn?
     -To skoyliko.

7. -Pws legetai to poyli toy RoboCop?
     -Sidnropoylos.
                                        
8. -Pws legetai aytos poy vomizei oti peta evw stnv pragmatikotnta
      servetai?
     - Ka-Rotsa.

9. -Pws legetai sta Gioygkoslabika o koyreas?
     -Malikobits.

10. -Pws leme tov karpo poy bgaivei ap'ta peyka kai eivai trwktiko?
     -Koykoyvabi.

11. -Pws legetai to gerasmevo kagkoyro?
     -Kampoyro.

12. -Eivai gloiwdes kai kavei katadysn.Ti eivai?
     -O Skwlnkoeidytns.

13. -Pws legetai to zwo poy kobei devtra kai pndaei psnla?
     -Tsekoyro.

14. -Pws legetai to profylaktiko toy pappoy?
     -Papoytso0nkn.

15. -Pws legetai sta Gioygkoslabika n portokalada?
     -Ibits.

16. -Pws legetai aytos poy exei mperta,trixwma kai eivai megalos se ogko?
     -Zorilas.

17. -Poio eivai to zwo to opoio gkarizei kai pndaei psnla?
     -To gaidoyro.

18. -Ti eivai ayto poy tsimpaei,gkarizei kai eivai ksero?
     -To Gaidoyragka0o.

19. -Pws legetai to froyto poy exei kitrivopo xrwma kai eivai stis mayres
      toy?
     -Portoxali.

20. -Pws legetai to avdriko orgavo to opoio kaigetai?
     -Poytsoyro.

21. -Pws legetai to metaforiko meso to opoio eivai kitrivo kai geriko?
     -Troglei.

22. -Mama : Mpompo! ela mesa..brexei...
     -Mpompos: Giati,eksw ti kavei?

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