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Θέμα: Themos 2...



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (Akis.Karnouskos(@)cti.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 29 Φεβ 1996 - 15:19:57 EET

 1. -Ti eivai prasivo,petaei,gamaei kai servetai?
    -Evas prasivos petogamosayros..

 2. -Ti eivai ayto poy eivai kitrivo,petaei kai to pterigio toy eivai o
     fobos ki o tromos twv av0rwpwv?
     - To Karxarivi.

 3 -Ti eivai ayto poy zei stnv Avtarktikn,kai pndaei psnla?
    -To Pigkoyro.

 4. -Pws legete to zwo poy peta kai poylaei xartomavtila sta favaria?
    -Spoyrgyftaki.

 5. -Ti eivai ayto poy zei stoys pagoys,kai eivai ftiagmevo apo tsiggo?
    -O Tsigoyivos

 6. -Pws legete to zwo poy eivai aspro kai mayro kai eivai poly sofo?
    -Pigkoybagia.

 7. -Pws legetai o karxarias toy glykoy veroy?
    -Zaxarias.

 8. -Pws legetai to zwo poy trwei mpavaves,eivai terastio kai eznse priv
     ek/ria xrovia?
    -Maimoy0.

 9. -Ti eivai ayto poy exei proboskida kai eivai ba0y?
    -Elexavtaki.

10. -Ti eivai kokkivo,exei mayres boyles kai myrizei asxnma?
    -H masxalitsa.

11. -Pws legetai to zwo poy exei magkoyra,pndaei sav kagkoyro,gamaei sav
     sayra kai zei stnv ammo?
    -Magkoyrokagkoyrogamosayros o ammodns.

12. -Ti eivai ayto poy petaei,eivai poyli kai poylaei efnmerides?
    -To peripteri.

13. -Pws legetai aytos poy gamaei tis kotes?
    -Kokoras :) (Mnv to peite prwto prwto )!

14. -Pws leei evas gyftos "Dev katalaba,sas parakalw epavalabete" ?
    - e?

15. -Poses kivnseis xreiazovtai gia va mpei evas elefavtas se eva psygeio?
    - 3. 1. avoigoyme tnv porta 2. tov bazoyme mesa 3. kleivoyme tnv porta.

16. -Poses kivnseis xreiazovtai gia va mpei evas rivokeros se eva psygeio?
    - 4! 1. avoigoyme tnv porta 2. bgazoyme tov elefavta3.bazoyme tov
      rivokero kai 4. kleivoyme tnv porta. (peste to mazi me to 15)

17. - Ti eivai mayro,petaei,exei dovtia kai trwei xortari?
    - H Nyxtegida.

18. -Ti eivai prasivo,zei stis limves kai kavei viaoy?
    -O Gatraxos

19. -Ti eivai ayto poy petaei,trwei kai fydia kai exei zampov kai tyri?
    -O Aetost.

20. -Poio eivai to zwo poy eivai o kalyteros filos toy av0rwpoy kai syxvazei
     se gay bar?
    -To adelfivi.

21. -Zei stnv 0alassa,eivai psari kai eivai 4 X 4.Ti eivai?
    -H jeepoyra.

22. -Eivai froyto,to trwme to kalokairi kai kavei pezodromio..ti eivai?
    -To Peporvn.

23. -Ti eivai kitrivo,peta kai paei stov strato?
    -To Favtarivi.

24. -Poioi eivai aytoi poy eivai va toys ftyseis,kai 0eloyv va paroyv tnv
      braxovnsida mas?
     -Oi Ftoyrkoi.

25. -Exei 8 podia kai orgwvei xwrafia ti eivai?
     -To xtabodi.

26. -Ti perpataei plagia kai pndaei psnla?
     -To kaboyro.

27. -Evtomo,petaei kai to bazoyme stnv salata ti eivai?
     -H fetaloyda.

28. -Tnv bazoyme sto humburger kai eivai aderfn,ti eivai?
     -H poystarda.

29. -Ti eivai polyxromo,petaei,epavalambavei oti les kai OLO rwtaei?
     -To Papagkalop.

30. -Poio zwo eivai 30 ekatosta psnlo,eivai kitrivo kai exei mayres boyles?
     -H xamnlopardaln.

31. -Ti eivai katw apo to vero kai psnvei kafe?
     -To Ypomprikio.

32. -To eivai ayto poy otav ekragei gemizei ta pavta skata?
     -To Hxesteio.

33. -Eivai sto kevtro toy aygoy,exei megales faborites kai tragoyda.
      Poios eivai?
     -O krokotas.

34. -Kavei syvexeia pordes kai rokavizei devtra.Ti eivai?
     -Evas klastoras.

35. -Eivai kitrivn,makrostevn kai tragoyda.Poia eivai?
     -H Mpavava Moysxoyrn.

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