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Θέμα: car - kinigos



(nil): Apostolakis Nikolaos (grad0074(@)di.uoa.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 03 Απρ 1997 - 15:44:49 EEST

Se ena autokinhto einai enas hlektrologos, enas mhxanikos kai enas
computeras. To autokinhto den pairnei mprosta kai leei o hlektrologos:
-Mallon ftaine ta hlektrika... Na koitajoume to dianomea...
Leei o mhxanikos:
- Mallon ftaiei h roh kausimou... Na koita3oume thn antlia ths benzinhs
Lei kai o computeras:
-Egw lew na bgoume kai oi treis kai na 3anampoume, mhpws parei....

Einai enas kunhgos kai dihgeitai se mia parea, se ena kafeneio:
-Eimai pou lete sto dasos, me thn karampina sto xeri kai blepw ena
terastio elafi. Stamatw, shmadeuw kala kai to petyxainw sto kefali. Paw
konta kai syneidhtopoiw oti den mporw na to koubalhsw. Ti na kanw, bgazw
to maxairi mou, kobw ena mpouti kai to fortwnomao ston omo.
Parakatw, allo elafi pio megalo apo to prwto, megalo san elefantas.
To skotwnw, alla epeidh pali den mporousa na to parw oloklhro, ekopsa kai
apo auto ena mpouti kai to fortw8hka kai auto.
Phgaina loipon, me ta dyo mpoutia, ena se ka8e omo otan...
- E, Giwrgo, thlefwno! ton diakoptei o magazatoras.
- Mia stigmh re paidia erxomai...

Otan epistrefei rwta:
- Loipon, pou eixa meinei;
- Sta mpoutia. tou lene oi alloi.
- Kai ths rixnw pou lete paidia ths gkomenas enan poutso!!!

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