JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


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(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)oj.rsmas.miami.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 12 Απρ 1997 - 19:17:35 EEST

>>><< The Perfect Day According to HER
>>>
>>> 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
>>> 9:00 5lbs lighter on the scale
>>> 9:30 Light Breakfast
>>> 11:00 Sunbathe
>>> 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
>>> 1:45 Shopping
>>> 2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs
>>> 3:00 Facial, massage, nap
>>> 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
>>> 10:00 Make love
>>> 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
>>>
>>> The Perfect Day According to HIM
>>>
>>> 10:00 Wake Up
>>> 10:02 Oral Sex
>>> 10:10 Big Breakfast
>>> 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
>>> 2:15 Enormous lunch
>>> 3:15 Oral Sex
>>> 3:25 Play sports with the guys
>>> 4:30 Drink beer with the guys
>>> 5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
>>> 5:40 Oral Sex
>>> 6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
>>> 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
>>> 11:10 Sleep
>>>


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