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Θέμα: Little Johnny and Teacher



(nil): Agamemnon Kaimakis (agis(@)techlink.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 16 Απρ 1997 - 10:17:04 EEST

Little Johnny and Teacher

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his
teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five
birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would
be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you
are thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were
three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her
cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the
cone, which one is married?"

"Hmmm...," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the
cone?"

"No", said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

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