Ημερομηνία: Τρι 22 Απρ 1997 - 16:35:44 EEST
>Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 21:23:30 +0000
>From: achilles <achilles(@)infobahnos.com>
>Subject: Check these out
>A man and woman had been married for 50 years and it was their wedding
>>The wife asked her husband what he wanted for an anniversary present. He
>>thought for a few minutes and then stated that for years now, he has wondered
>>what she kept in that locked drawer in her bureau. She had kept it locked
>>they were married and he was dying to find out what it was.
>>The wife thought about it for a moment, then agreed.
>>She went over and unlocked the drawer. And there inside was what appeared to
>>be thousands of dollars. The drawer was completely full of money. And on
>>of the pile was three eggs.
>> Now the husband is really curious and he asks her what the three eggs were
>>She told him that any time she had been unfaithful to him during their
>>marriage, she had placed an egg in the drawer to remind her of what she had
>>At first, the man was devastated. He felt betrayed by her transgression.
>>But the more he thought about it...after all.... it HAD been fifty years and
>>there WERE only three eggs... he decided to forgive her and told her so.
>>Then he asked what all the money was from and his wife, replied, "Everytime
>>I got a dozen eggs, I sold them."
>> A woman asks her husband to get some groceries at the store so he
>> down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby
>> Depanneur instead where at the counter he sees a beautiful woman and
>> talking to her. They buy a couple of beers and one thing leads to
>> and they end up in her apartment.
>> After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says,
>> "Oh no, it's so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any
>> powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he
>> proceeds to rub on his hands, and then he goes home.
>> His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
>> "Where the hell have you been?!?!"
>> "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but
>> were closed so I went to the depanneur. I saw this great looking chick
>> there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended
>> in bed with her."
>> "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
>> She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You damn liar!!!
>> You went bowling again!!!"