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Θέμα: Be an Eskimo...



(nil): Andrew Floros (floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 06 Μάι 1997 - 10:18:18 EEST

One night, two Eskimos are sitting in a bar in northern Alaska, when they
are accosted by a young man from the Mainland. The fellow has obviously been
drinking.
He slurs, "Hey, ya know, I've always admired you Eskimos. I REEAAALLLY like
Eskimos. I've ALWAYS WANTED to be an Eskimo. Tell me how ta BE an
Eskimo, huh?"

The Eskimos wink at each other. One tells the guy, "Okay, to become an
Eskimo, there are only three things that you have to do. First, you've got
to drink a whole
bottle of Yukon Jack at once, then you've got to kill a polar bear with your
bare hands, and, finally, you have to make love to an Eskimo woman."

The guy takes this in. He ticks off three fingers to himself. Then he heads
over to the bar, and orders a bottle of Yukon Jack. Already drunk, he drinks
the whole
thing down. This has a bad effect on his balance. The fellow staggers out of
the bar, muttering something like "Polar bear, Polar bear..."

Several hours pass.

Finally, the door to the bar opens, and the drunk is back. He looks a
fright. His parka is ripped, one of his arms is dangling at a crazy angle,
and he's got blood all
over his face. He staggers over to the Eskimos, and says, "ALL right. I've
got the Yukon Jack. I've got the polar bear. Now WHERE'S THIS ESKIMO BITCH
I'VE GOTTA KILL?"
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           Andrew Ch. Floros
  Electrical & Computer Engineer
     Wired Communications Lab.
                 Audio Team
      University of Patras, Hellas
E-mail: floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr
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