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(nil): Andrew Floros (floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 06 Μάι 1997 - 10:20:48 EEST

A woman is fast approaching 40 years of age and is without a partner. This
situation has her rather depressed due to her long history of failed
relationships. After
much debate she decides that the best thing to do is to take out a personal
ad in the paper:

Wanted: A good lover to be my friend; who won't beat me and won't run out on
me.

After a week or so no one has responded to the ad. She is feeling
particularly depressed when the door bell rings.

She opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front
porch. Quite surprised at the sight she asks him what he wants.

He replies, "I'm responding to your ad for a good lover."

"How can that be? You have no arms and no legs!"

"I have no arms so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I can't run out on
you!" he said.

"What about being a good lover?" she asked.

He responded, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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           Andrew Ch. Floros
  Electrical & Computer Engineer
     Wired Communications Lab.
                 Audio Team
      University of Patras, Hellas
E-mail: floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr
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