JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: JL halfsister



(nil): Sofia Anagnostopoulou (sofiaa(@)dai.ed.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 07 Μάι 1997 - 16:17:30 EEST

Kalhmera, o kairos exei ftiaksei akoma kai sto Edimbourgo, opote
elpizo oloi na apolambanetai thn arxh tou kalokairiou..

 :>Sofia

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 One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom!
 I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful
 girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
 
 After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you."
 
 "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's
 wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in
 the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually
 your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
 
  George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started
 dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced,
 "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June.
 
  Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the
 sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about
 this."
 
  George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news
 his father had shared.
 
 "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he
 complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half
 sister."
 
  "Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any
 attention to what he says. He's not really your father.
 

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Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

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Q: What's the one thing worse that a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told.

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Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money

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Q. What do you call a chicken in a white shell-suit?
A. An egg.

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Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

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A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants
walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother,
"What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies. "No, under
the tail," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and
says, "Oh, nothing." The boy turns to his father and repeats the same
question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis,
son." "So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy. The father
draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that
woman."

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Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of
their car. "Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!" So
the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Oi! You! Fuck off!"

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