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(nil): Kostas Pappas (kpappa(@)eie.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 19 Μάι 1997 - 13:20:57 EEST

Enas typos me problhmata stomaxika, apofasizei na paei na dei ena giatro dioti
den antexe allo thn katastash me to stomaxi tou.
Paei loipon ston giatro kai afou aytos ton ejetazei, tou leei na mhn
fobate, den einai tipota symantiko alla kalo tha htan na kanei mia ejetash ouron
kai na toy thn ferei na thn dei. Toy leei pos an thelei mporei na kanei thn
ejetash edo kai tora kai na mhn trexei se mikrobiologika ergasthria.
Paei loipon o typos sthn toualleta toy giatrou kai "gemizei" ena mpoukalaki.
To pairnei o giatros to mpoukalaki kai amesos to bazei sto fos kai to koita.

 - Exeis 3% ouriko ojy (acid) , 12% leykoma, xx% sidhro, yy% apo to allo ....
                                                               k.t.l. k.t.l.
O typos trelenetai me thn ejetash ouron toy giatroy kai koyfathike pos ekane
analysh me to mati.

   - Ma einai sobara progmata ayta giatre, tou leei ?
   - Fysika paidi mou.
   - Na sou po giatre, h gynaika mou exei kai ayth kati problhmata ygeias,
     na sou fero kai ta dika ths oyra na ta deis ?
   - Kai de ta ferneis ?

Paei o typos, kai fernei ta oura apo thn gunaika tou, opote o giatros me to pou
ta blepei, arxizei thn analysh :
 
     - xx% acid, yy% apo ayto, zz% apo to allo, k.t.l. k.t.l.

O typos trelainetai kai pali opote toy leei :

    - Giatre na fero kai toy gioy mou na ta deis ?

O Giatros symfonei, opote o typos skeftetai na tou thn ferei. Paei kai pairnei
ena dokimastiko solina kai afou paizei mia malakia ton gemizei me sperma kai
sto ypoloipo prosthetei ladi (oil). Ta anakateyei kala-kala kai tou to paei.
Otan aytos to blepei sto fos, arxizei na skeftetai, na monologei, na mourmouraei
kai tou leei :

     - To iksera oti o gios sou einai malakas, alla apo pou xanei ladia den
       mporo na katalabo.


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