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Θέμα: Blonde Jokes...



(nil): Andrew Floros (floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 22 Μάι 1997 - 13:22:05 EEST

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The blonde was so excited after completing a jigsaw puzzle in six months.
The box said 3 to 5 years.
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A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter bunny
were walking along when they saw $100. Who got the money?
The dumb blonde because the other three don't exist.
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!!!
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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
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Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is.
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What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A space invader.
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           Andrew Ch. Floros
  Electrical & Computer Engineer
     Wired Communications Lab.
                 Audio Team
      University of Patras, Hellas
E-mail: floros(@)wcl.ee.upatras.gr
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