JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


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(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)oj.rsmas.miami.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 29 Μάι 1997 - 22:49:40 EEST

>>>>I'm Glad I'm A Man
>>>>
>>>> I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
>>>> I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
>>>> I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts
>>>> I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west
>>>> I don't get wasted after only 2 beers
>>>> and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
>>>> I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,
>>>> I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair
>>>> and I don't go around checking my reflection
>>>> in everything shiny from every direction.
>>>> I don't whine in public and make us leave early
>>>> and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
>>>> I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing
>>>> I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
>>>> I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back
>>>> I don't carry our differences into the sack.
>>>> I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
>>>> or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
>>>> I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too
>>>> I know what the time is and I know what to do.
>>>> And I honestly think its a privilege for me
>>>> to have these two balls and stand when I pee
>>>> I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball
>>>> It's more fun than dealing with women after all
>>>> I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work
>>>> I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
>>>> Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure
>>>> I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
>>>> Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see
>>>> I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery
>>>> I don't get all bitchy every 28 days
>>>> I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise
>>>> I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true
>>>> I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm Glad I'm A Woman
>>>>
>>>> I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
>>>> I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
>>>> I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
>>>> I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
>>>> I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
>>>> and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
>>>> I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
>>>> my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
>>>> and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
>>>> or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
>>>> I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
>>>> I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
>>>> I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
>>>> I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
>>>> It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
>>>> When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
>>>> And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
>>>> I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
>>>> Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
>>>> I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
>>>> And I honestly think its a privilege for me
>>>> to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
>>>> I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
>>>> I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
>>>> I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
>>>> stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
>>>> or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
>>>> then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
>>>> Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
>>>> you can forget all about that old penis envy
>>>> I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
>>>> join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
>>>> I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
>>>> I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
>>>>


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