JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


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(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)oj.rsmas.miami.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 30 Μάι 1997 - 00:36:27 EEST

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Athanasios Nenes Phone : (305) 361-4750
MAC/RSMAS e-mail:nenes(@)oj.rsmas.miami.edu
University of Miami ^-^
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Miami, Florida 33149-1098 ( v )
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>During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National
>Aeronauticsand Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen
>to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After
>considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed
>at a cost of about $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some
>modest success as a novelty item back here on Earth.
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>The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
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>Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. --Oscar
>Wilde
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>The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
>The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
>The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
>The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with
>that?"
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>I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
>I hate plants.
>--A. Whitney Brown
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>A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
>rearranging their prejudices.
>--William James
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>Half of the people in the world are below average.
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>Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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>On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
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>Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea): For best results:
>Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For
>not so good results: Drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on
>roofrack.
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