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(nil): Nikolaos Ikonomou (nikolaos.ikonomou(@)tip.nl)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 29 Μάι 1997 - 23:49:29 EEST

>>Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force
>>pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
>>
>>Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
>>Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
>>
>>Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
>>Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
>>
>>Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
>>Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."
>>
>>Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
>>Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
>>
>>Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
>>Solution: "Evidence removed."
>>
>>Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
>>Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
>>
>>Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
>>Solution: "Live bugs on order."
>>
>>Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
>>Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."
>>
>>Problem: "IFF inoperative."
>>Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."
>>
>>Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
>>Solution: "That's what they're there for."
>>
>>Problem: "Number three engine missing."
>>Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
>>
>>
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