JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


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(nil): Athanasios Nenes (nenes(@)oj.rsmas.miami.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 03 Ιούν 1997 - 19:59:43 EEST

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>Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.
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>Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.
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>Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.
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>Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
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>Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.
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>Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.
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>Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.
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>Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.
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>Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually.
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>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.
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>Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner..
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>Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
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>Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.
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>Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
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>Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.
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>Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.
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>Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.


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