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Θέμα: ANEKDOTARA !!!



(nil): Kostas Pappas (kpappa(@)eie.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 05 Ιούν 1997 - 16:26:05 EEST

Mia kathos prepei kyria me lefta aisthimata, diamenei monimos se souita
polytelestatou paraliakou jenodoxeiou. mias kai lefta eixe apo ton makarith
ton andra ths kai problhma kanena.
Mia mera kathos eiserxetai sto jenodoxeio, o thiroros thn kalisperizei kai
thn rotaei an thelei tipota. Ayth apanta : "Kala einai edo alla poly monajia
exei pesei. Den exo drash. Thelo na moy steileis shmera to brady ena kalo
paidi sto domatio moy, athlitaras kai na antexei...". O ypallhlos ths leei
pos jerei kapoion, eidika gia aytes tis periptoseis. Pragmati, stis 11,
xtypaei h porta tou domatioy ths kai emfanizetai enas typos 1.90m me ntysimo
armani kai loyloydia sto xeri. Ayth ton kalosorizei kai afou aytos mpainei
mesa, pernane
1,2,3 ores, kai o typos bgainei parapantontas me ena monimo xamogelo sto stoma.
Thn epomenh, o ypallhlos synanta thn kyria an emeine eyxaristhmenh kai ayth
toy leei : "Kalos htan o dikos sou, alla mono 3 ores, den eyxaristhuhka
tipota !!!"
O ypallhlos thn kathisixazei kai ths yposxete pos shmera tha tis estelne kapoion
poy antexei.
Pragmati, kata tis 11:30 xtypaei h porta kai emfanizetai enas typos 2m
athlitaras, me ntysimos kathos perepei k.t.l.
1,2,3,4,5 ores, anoigei h porta, kai bgainei ejo me matia kokkina kai
xazoxaroumeno yfos, afou tetoio sex den eixe janakanei.
Thn allh mera, o ypallhlos rotaei ti egeine kai ayth paraponietai pos den
katalabe tipota. Tis leei tote oti tha milhsei sto Joe ton Petaxtari na thn
episkeytei to brady.
Stis 12:43 to brady, xtypaei h porta, kai emfanizetai enas typos 2.14m
protathlitis toy kats, ntymenos mes thn moda, me smokin kai loyloudia.
Mpainei mesa, kai xoris na pei koybenta, arxizei na gdynetai, kai bgazontas
to panteloni toy, to petaei sto tzaki me thn fotia. Bgazei to sakaki, to idio.
Bgazei to poykamiso armani, sth fotia kai ayto, telika ola toy ta royxa ta
petaxe sto tzaki. H kyria eixe meinei me ayta poy ekane kai ton rotaei giati
katastrepse ta royxa toy. Aytos tote gyrnaei kai tis leei :
 "Akoy na deis madam, ego mexri na teleioso mazi soy tha exei allajei h moda!!!"
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