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Θέμα: H ektheseis tou mpompou



(nil): Yiannis Demetriou (n.charilaou(@)cytanet.com.cy)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 12 Ιούν 1997 - 14:28:52 EEST

Mia fora h daskala stin taxi tou Mpompou tous evale na grapsoun ekthesi me
thema "ti kanete to proi prin erthete sxolio". O Mpompos egrapse: "Kathe
proi xypnao, pleno ta dontia mou, to prosopo mou kai meta xtenizome. Troo
to proino mou, pidao tin verantitsa (den xero an xrisimopoiite ayti i lexi
stin ellada, einai mikro mpalkoni se spitia isogia) kai erxome sxolio". H
ekthesi tou mpompou arese tis daskalas kai tou evale 8 apo ta deka.
Ena apogeyma i daskala pige spiti tou mpompou episkepsi. I mitera tou
mpompou tin rotaei:

Mitera: Ti tha parete? Kafedaki, tsai, anapsiktiko?
Daskala: ena kafedaki tha to epinna eyxaristos.
Mitera pros Ypiretria : Verantitsa fere 2 kafedes se parakalo!!!!!
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Mia fora h daskala stin taxi tou Mpompou tous evale na grapsoun ekthesi me
thema "Enas podosferikos agonas"
 O Mpompos variotane na grapsei etsi egrapse to exis sto tetradio tou
"Keros vroxeros. Podosfairo Anavallete!!!!!!"

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Mia fora h daskala stin taxi tou Mpompou tous evale na grapsoun ekthesi me
thema 
"Enas apogeymatinos peripatos" kai na grapsoun 300 lexeis toulaxiston
O mpompos egrapse "Ena apogeyma o thios mou me proskalese na pame volta me
tin kenouria tou BMW. Se mia stigmi vgike mprosta mas ena allo aytokinito,
o thios mou stravotimoniase kai pesame se ena xantaki. Os edo 33 lexis. Tis
ypolipes 267 tis eipe o thios mou   otan gyrizame piso me ta podia alla den
epitrepete na tis po!!!"
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Mia fora h daskala stin taxi tou Mpompou tous evale na grapsoun ekthesi me
thema 
"Ta murmigia".
O mpompos egrapse " Ta myrmigia einai kati mikra mayra zoakia pou zoun mesa
sti gh, ergazontai oli mera..." ktl ktl. Itan polu kali ekdesi kai i
daskala tou evale arista. Opote o Mpompos skeftike oti eixe vrei ton tropo
na grafei ektheseis kales.
To epomeno thema itan "To podosfero". O mpompos egrapse: " To podosfero ine
ena athlima opou kati mantraxallades kinigoun mia mpala kai tin klotsoun
pano sti gh. Mesa sti gh zoun kati mikra mayra zoakia pou doulleyoun oli
mera..." ktl. I daskala neyriase alla den tou eipe tipota. (tora mi rotate
giati. etsi leei to anekdoto)
H epomeni ekthesi itan "Ta dentra". O mpompos egrapse: "Ta dentra einai
kati megala fyta pou fytronoun pano sti gh. Sth gh zoun kati mikra zoakia,
mayra, pou oli mera douleyoun...". H daskala thymose alla den tou eipe
tipota. Skeftike omos to epomeno thema pou tha tous evaze na min exei sxesi
me xoma kai gh. Tous evale loipon to thema "Oi hthikes axies." Kai o
mpompos egrapse. "Oi Hthikes axies den exoun kamia sxesi me ta myrmigia. Ta
myrmigia einai kati mikra mayra zoakia pou zoun mesa sti gh, olh mera
douleyoun......"!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mia fora h daskala stin taxi tou Mpompou tous evale na grapsoun ekthesi me
thema 
"ti skeftomai prin ertho sto sxolio"
O Mpompos egrapse " Ego den prolamvaino na skefto tipota giati to spiti mou
einai dipla apo to sxolio"!!
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PS Eyxaristo poli tous Aki Karnousko kai Michali Pateromichelaki gia tis
plirofories pou mou esteilan sxetika me to CD tou Arka.
PS2 Mporei kapoios na mou pei giati fonazoun oloi aytoi exo apo ti bouli
stin elada? Edo stin Kypro parolo pou to edeixan sta nea den katalava peri
tinos akrivos prokeite.
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Yiannis Demetriou
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n.charilaou(@)cytanet.com.cy
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