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Θέμα: Cheat on your wife?



(nil): Spiliotopoulos Georgios (georgesp(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Ιούν 1997 - 23:45:02 EEST

A married guy was out getting a little "strange stuff" when he suffered a
massive heart attack and died...
The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying "Your
late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can't get to go
away... What would you like us to do?"

To which she replied, "Somehow, that doesn't surprise me... Cut it off and
stuff it in his ass."

When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained expression on
her deceased husband's face as he lay in the casket... Bending over him
she said softly, "Hurts, doesn't it?


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