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Θέμα: philosofia tou Ellina...



(nil): Ntokos Xristos (ntokos(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 19 Ιούν 1997 - 12:52:56 EEST

 Diagwnismos ths EOK... Sta telika exei prokri8ei enas Germanos, enas
 Gallos kai enas Ellhnas.

 H telikh diadikasia perilambanei:

 1) Na siderwsoun ena poukamiso
 2) Na fane ena santouits
 3) Na gamhsoun mia gunaika

 Ola ta parapanw SE ENA LEPTO ths wras!!!!

 3ekina o Germanos! Mpainei sto dwmatio, pianei to sidero, siderwnei to
 poukamiso, boutaei to santouits arxizei na to trwei kai otan to
 teleiwnei paei na plakwsei thn gkomena, alla...

 -O Xronos sas teleiwse!

 Htan h fwnh tou proedrou ths eurwpaikhs epitrophs...

 Mpainei sto dwmatio o Gallos, pianei thn gkomena ths trabaei ena xeri,
 boutaei to santouits arxizei na to trwei kai otan to teleiwnei paei na
 piasei to sidero na siderwsei to poukamiso, alla...

 -O Xronos sas teleiwse!

 3anaakousthke h asplaxnh fwnh tou epitropou...

 Hr8e h seira tou Ellhna... Mpainei sto dwmatio, dinei to sidero sthn
 gkomena kai thn bazei na tou siderwsei to poukamiso, boutaei to
 santouits kai to petaei sto stoma tou me to pou skubei h gkomena na
 siderwsei to poukamiso, o Ellhnas ths ton xwnei apo pisw! Se 45
 deuterolepta bgainei e3w kai fwnazei:

 -Teleiwsa!!!

 Oi epitropoi ths EOK den to pisteuoun! Mpainoun sto dwmatio! Ti na doun;
 To santouits fagwmeno, h gkomena gamhmenh kai to poukamiso sideromeno
 ths kollas! O Ellhnas exei nikhsei ka8ara!!!

 Sthn aponomh twn metalliwn, zhthsan apo tous treis diagonizomenous na
 e3hghsoun thn filosofia ths taktikhs pou akolou8hsan ston teleutaio guro
 tou diagwnismou...

 Leei loipon o Germanos:

 -Emeis oi Germanoi, eimaste an8rwpoi pou koitame prwta thn douleia kai to
 ka8hkon, gi' auto prwta siderwsa to poukamiso, meta koitame tis anagkes
 ths epibiwshs, gi' auto ki efaga to santouits kai telos, an uparxei
 xronos, koitoume kai tis sarkikes apolauseis, gia auto afhsa thn gunaika
 gia to telos...

 Leei o Gallos:

 -Emeis oi Galloi, anti8eta apo tous Germanous, eimaste 8ermos laos. Prwta
 apo ola koitame tis se3oualikes mas apolauseis, gi' auto kai prwta gamhsa
 thn gkomena, meta koitame na baloume kati kai sto stomaxi mas, gi' auto
 efaga meta to santouits kai telos, an uparxei xronos, kanoume kai kammia
 douleia, etsi gi' allagh, gi' auto kai afhsa to siderwma gia to telos!

 Leei ki o Ellhnas:

 -Emeis ekei sto Noto, to leme ka8ara: "An den gamhseis ton Ergath, ywmi
 den trws!"...

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