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Θέμα: FW: Dope Smoke



(nil): M.S.Demesticha (demeza(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 19 Ιούν 1997 - 19:55:19 EEST

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>>>Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
>>>appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You
>>>seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance
>>>rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to
>>>show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs
>>>forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
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>>>Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one,
>>>"How did you do over the weekend?"
>>>"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
>>>"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
>>>"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this...
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>>>and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and
>>>this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
>>>"That's admirable," said the judge.
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>>> "And you, how did you do?"(to the 2nd boy)
>>>"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
>>>"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
>>>"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)....
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>>>Then, I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before
>>>prison..."
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