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Θέμα: H Amerikana kai to karpouzi



(nil): Constantinos Dassios (cdassios+(@)andrew.cmu.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 22 Ιούν 1997 - 01:25:31 EEST

Mia Ellino-Amerikana exei erthei gia kalokairines diakopes se kapoio
Elliniko nisaki. Ena proino apofasizei na bgei gia na psonisei frouta.
Paei sto mpakali kai tou leei me profora:

-Hi! Paraekaloou ena kilo mila.

Tis bazei o mpakalis ta mila kai tis ta dinei. Me to pou ta blepei auti leei:

-My god! Ti mikra mila einai auta! Stin Ameriki exoun kana mila
toooosssooo megala! Den ta thelo. I don't want them! Bale bananes
parakalo.

Psilo-peirazetai o mpakalis alla tis bazei tis bananes. Me to pou tis
blepei auti:

-Ts-ts-ts ti mikres bananes, stin Ameriki exoume kati bananes
toooossseees! Den tis thelo, bale mou fraoules! (me profora)

Tsantizetai o mpakalis alla tis bazei tis fraoules. Pali ta idia I kuratsa:

-Po po ti mikres fraoules, stin Ameriki exoume kati fraoules tooosssees!
      Krata tes, bale kerasia.

O mpakalis ta'xei parei tora kanonika alla den thelei na dimiourgisei
thema kai tis bazei ta kerasia. Ksana auti:

-Jesus! Ti kerasakia einai auta! Stin Ameriki exoume kati kerasia tooosssaa!
Koitaei guro-guro kai skeftetai ti allo na tou zitisei. Blepei kati
megala zoumera karpouzia sti gonia opote leei sto mpakali pou einai
pleon pur kai mania:

-Den thelo ta kerasakia sou, bale mou auto to karpouzi. (me profora)

Opote o mpakalis tsantismenos:

-Den exoume karpouzia mantam.
-Are you joking, me douleies? Pos den exete?
-Re den exoume kapouzia sou lene, ti thes tora?
-Of course kai exete kai min me koroideueis!
-Ela kyra mou kane mas ti xari. Den exoume karpouzia sou leo!
-Les psemata giati ego blepo oti exete karpouzia!!
-Mpa, sobara? Kai pou einai?
-Na, ekei piso. (kai deixnei pros ta karpouzia)

Kai o mpakalis:

-Auto den einai karpouzi mantam, auto einai ARAKAS!


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