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Θέμα: Elvetoi kai Ellinas



(nil): Spiliotopoulos Georgios (georgesp(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 21 Ιούν 1997 - 19:49:21 EEST

"Htan enas Ellhnas, kai epiase douleia se mia trapeza sthn Geneuh...
Meta apo ligo kairo, tou thn epesan treis Elbetoi sunadelfoi tou, na
bgainoun parea (Jenerwtoi oi Elbetoi, carwsan otan blepan to Ellhna na
milaei olh thn wra sto thlefwno me gkomenes)... Arxisan pragmatika na
gurnane ta mparakia parea, alla, ka8'oti kruoi, toy kanan xalastra...
Afou ton eixan prhjei (ton pernan thlefwno spiti tou klp) o Ellhnas ta
phre, kai zhthse apo ton dieu8unth tou meta8esh sthn Zurixh, alla ton
parakalese na mhn to apokalucei stous treis elbetous sunadelfous tou...
Pragmatika,
thn epomenh mera efuge gia Zurixh... ustera apo liges meres, oi Elbetoi
anushxhsan, kai phgan sthn astunomia na anaferoun thn ejafanish...

-Hr8ame na dhlwsoume mia ejafanish... lene kai oi treis me mia fwnh..
-Malista, leei o astunomos, alla xreiazomaste mia perigrafh gia na ton
broume..
- Bebaiws, lene kai oi treis mazi... loipon, einai Ellhnas..
- E, kai??? 2.000 Ellhnes exei h Geneuh.. kati pio sugkekrimeno??
- A, nai... Ton Lene Giorgo..
- .... (tsekarei sto kompiouter).. axa... uparxoun 220 Giorgos sthn polh..
kati pio sugkekrimeno???
- A, nai, leei o enas elbetos... ton Lene Papadopoulo..
- ... (plhktra kthpoun)... loipon, uparxoun 18 Giorgos papadopoulos....
kati pio sugkekrimeno.. kapoia perigrafh isws??
- Malista k. astunome... loipon, einai melaxroinos, peripou 1,75 ucos..
- E, auth einai h tupikh Ellhnikh eikona... kati idiaitero, kapoio
xarakthristiko isws???

ekei pou skeftontousan kai oi treis mazi... leei o enas:
A... NAI.... TWRA 8UMH8HKA...... o Ellhnas autos exei tria arxidia!!!

-Nai, nai... - lene me mia fwnh kai oi alloi duo -... pragmatika
k.astunome, exei tria arxidia...

-Kala, treloi eisaste??? -tou leei o mpatsos.... kocte to doulema... ta
exete dei???

- Oxi.. - apantoun me mia fwnh - alla oloi to jeran.... ka8e fora pou
bgainame ejw sta mpar, oloi mas oi filoi otan mas blepan tou elegan :
"Kalws ton Ellhna me ta tria arxidia".......


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