JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: JL xtapodi



(nil): Sofia Anagnostopoulou (sofiaa(@)dai.ed.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 03 Ιούλ 1997 - 13:20:57 EEST

Allo ena me zoakia!

  :S>ofia

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A Guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and say's 'I bet $50 that
no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play'.
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old
guitar.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts
playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks. Next
guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the
keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands
over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner. The bar owner has
been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back a few
moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on
the bar and say's to the guy and his octopus, 'now if your octopus can
play that I'll give you a hundred dollars'.

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over,
has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner
comes up and says 'What are you pissing around for ? Hurry up and play
the damn thing !' The octopus says 'Play it ? If I can work out how
to get it's pyjama's off I'm gonna fuck it!! '


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