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Θέμα: Joke-No:1



(nil): M.S.Demesticha (demeza(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 17 Ιούλ 1997 - 16:55:30 EEST

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>>A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front
>>seat.
>>
>>The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.
>>
>>The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the
>>next stop.
>>
>>When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the hippie," if
>>you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The
>>hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver tells him
>>that the every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery
>>to pray to the lord.
>>
>>"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus
>>driver (*male*), "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex
>>with you."
>>
>>Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to the
>>cemetery and waits for the nun.
>>
>>And right on schedule the nun shows up.
>>
>>When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding, in
>>robes and glowing with a mask of god.
>>
>>"I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must
>>have sex with me first."
>>
>>The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
>>
>>The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the
>>nun.
>>
>>After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out,"Ha ha,
>>I'm the hippie!!"
>>
>>The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the
>>bus driver!!
>>
>>
>>
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