JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Rear Window Car Stickers



(nil): C.A.Calcanis (cal2211n(@)sol1.uel.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 04 Αύγ 1997 - 14:40:43 EEST

My karma ran over your dogma.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

Welcome to London, now go home.

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh,
I'm going to miss her.

I is a college student.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Eschew obfuscation.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

My other wife is beautiful.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Save London when you leave take someone with you.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

No radio. Already stolen.

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather
be.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

--
C.A.Calcanis - CCC
E-mail: cal2211n(@)sol1.uel.ac.uk
URL: http://www.uel.ac.uk/pers/2211n/ccc.htm

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