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Θέμα: THE SEX LIFE OF THE ELECTRON



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 07 Αύγ 1997 - 12:52:12 EEST

 THE SEX LIFE OF THE ELECTRON

   One night when his charge was pretty high,
Micro-Farad decided
to seek a cute little coil to let him discharge.

   He picked up Millie-Amp and took her for a
ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the
Wheatstone Bridge, around the sine waves and
stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing
current.

   Micro-Farad, attracted by Millie-Amps
characteristic curves, soon had her fully
charged and excited her resistance to a
minimum. He laid her on the ground potential,
raised her frequency and lowered her
reluctance.

   He pulled out his high voltage probe and
inserted it in her socket connecting them in
parallel, and began short circuiting her
resistance shunt. Fully excited, Millie-Amp
mumbled, "OHM - OHM - OHM - OHM".

   With his tube operating at a maximum and
her field vibrating with his current flow, he
caused her shunt to overheat and Micro-Farad
was rapidly discharged and drained of every
electron.

   They fluxed all night, trying various
connections and sockets,until his magnet had
a soft core and lost all of it's field strength.

   Afterwards, Millie-Amp tried self induction
and damaged her solenoids. With his battery
fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable
to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the
night reversing polarity and blowing each
other's fuses.
 


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