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Θέμα: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women & Men (and what they actu



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 29 Αύγ 1997 - 08:10:10 EEST

 Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually
mean...)

 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
             banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

  9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic
      geezer.)

  8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
  dork
      I've ever laid eyes upon.)

  7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
      the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the
      other guys I'm seeing.)

         6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half
         gallon
       of Ben and Jerry's).

  5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date
      you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same
      building.)

  4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

  3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
      unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

  2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

  1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you
  in
      excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
      with. It's that male perspective thing)
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The male perspective on the same issue ...

 Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

  9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

  8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

  7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

  6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

  5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

  4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

  3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

  2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

  1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)


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