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Θέμα: Useless Inventions ...



(nil): Johnnie Georgopoulos (KAROTOS(@)KRONOS.CHEMENG.UPATRAS.GR)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 01 Σεπ 1997 - 13:29:36 EEST

                              USELESS INVENTIONS
                                            
     * A freezer for Eskimos.
     * AC adapter for solar calculators.
     * Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.
     * Anklet wristwatches for contortionists.
     * Avalanche prevention goggles.
     * Battery powered battery charger.
     * Battery-operated nuclear power plants.
     * Blinker Fluid.
     * Braille Drivers' Manual
     * Braille toilet paper.
     * Braille tv guide.
     * Braille tv remote control.
     * Brake oil.
     * Breathable space suit.
     * Brown undershorts.
     * Cabin pressurization system for the Cessna 150.
     * Caffeine-free Diet Coke.
     * Camcorder with braille-encoded buttons.
     * Candy bars with stannous fluoride added.
     * Car steering triangles -- doubles as anti-theft device.
     * Cast iron wire.
     * Cat flap for the fridge.
     * Checkered paint.
     * Combs for bald-heads.
     * Cordless plumb line.
     * Dehydrated water.
     * Diet celery.
     * Digital clock-winder.
     * Digital computer.
     * Double-sided playing cards.
     * Downhill stairmaster.
     * Ejector seats for helicopters.
     * Electric banana straightener.
     * Electric dog polisher.
     * Extra-large bicycle clips, for use when cycling in shorts.
     * Fat-free Twinkies.
     * Felt Jumper cables.
     * Fine glass-crystal castanets.
     * Fireproof cigarettes.
     * Fireproof kindling.
     * Fireproof matches.
     * Flame-retardant gasoline.
     * Flashbulb tester.
     * Flavoured suppositories.
     * Foam rubber toothpicks.
     * Freeze Dried Water.
     * Frictionless Sandpaper.
     * Fur sink.
     * Hand-powered chainsaw.
     * How-to cassettes for the deaf.
     * Ice skate sandals, for use in hot climates.
     * Inflatable anchor.
     * Inflatable darts-board.
     * Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!
     * Kickstand for a tank.
     * Laundromat in a nudist colony.
     * Leather cutlery.
     * Lie detectors for politicians.
     * Low salt brine.
     * Low-calorie PowerBar.
     * Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
     * Matte finish floor wax.
     * Mesh raincoat.
     * Micro-miniature personal vibrator.
     * Money with negative face value.
     * Motorcycle seat-belts.
     * Muffler Bearings.
     * Non-intrusive alarm clock (raises a flag instead of ringing
     a bell).
     * Non-stick Cellotape.
     * Open Toed Safety Shoes.
     * Papier mache step ladder.
     * Parachute that opens automatically, upon impact.
     * Particle board tent stakes.
     * Reduced calorie water.
     * Remote control for a computer.
     * Remote control for a Watchman.
     * Reversible garbage disposal.
     * Rollerblade skates for peglegs.
     * Rubber Kleenex.
     * Screen door on a submarine.
     * Second-hand fireworks.
     * Self stick frying pan.
     * Soap Dissolver.
     * Solar powered flashlight.
     * Solar powered night light.
     * Solar-powered pacemakers for elderly sunbathers.
     * Steel-belted radial rubber bands.
     * Strap-on portable chairs.
     * Sugar coated insulin.
     * Sundial with glow in the dark markings.
     * Tire chains for motorcycles.
     * Trailer hitch for the Honda CVCC.
     * Training wheels for timid sports car drivers.
     * Umbrella with a skylight.
     * Unsinkable submarine.
     * Waterproof sponge.
     * Waterproof teabags.
     * Waterproof toilet paper.
     

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