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Θέμα: Famous Last Words ...



(nil): Johnnie Georgopoulos (KAROTOS(@)KRONOS.CHEMENG.UPATRAS.GR)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 01 Σεπ 1997 - 13:31:55 EEST

                               FAMOUS LAST WORDS
                                       
     * "I know Bob said it looks like real dynamite."
     * "Of course it's sturdy."
     * "The pin was in there seven seconds ago." (note: grenades go
        off after eight seconds)
     * "What truck?"
     * "What could go wrong?"
     * "Oops..."
     * "I think I turned it off."
     * "I'n bwot dwunk."
     * "What does this button do?"
     * "Do you smell smoke?"
     * "Aaaaiieeeeeeee!!!"
     * "Auggh!"
     * "Oh sh-"
     * "It isn't loaded."
     * "All right, sir, I won't tell you the building is on fire."
     * "It's perfectly safe."
     * "Welcome [hic] abord. This is [hic] your, um, captain.
        [hic]"
     * "We'll be fine."
     * "I've done this opperation twice already!"
     * "Why, the next time I see that axe murderer...."
     * "Whoops, I dropped my wallet on the trackes..."
     * "Where's my parachute?"
     * "No! Not THAT button!"
     * "Daddy, what happens if my foot is stuck in the
       'lescalator?"
     * "I can't swim!"
     * "I have complete confidence that Joe can stop them... Oh, hi
        Joe."
     * "Where's my pet tarantula?"
     * "What are you going to do, kill me?"
     

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