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Θέμα: Gynecologist jokes in English



(nil): Michalis Pateromichelakis (mikepatt(@)cha.forthnet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 09 Σεπ 1997 - 22:24:56 EEST

A fat woman visits her gynecologist. She gets into the stirrups. The
doctor arrives, takes one look at her and yells, "It's a hole! -- it's a
hole!" She: "Listen, doctor -- I know I'm a little overweight, but you
don't have to embarrass me like that. You:didn't have to say that
twice!" Doctor: "I didn't say it twice -- that was an echo!"
Question: What the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
Answer: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family
bush!
Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He could read lips.
Gynecologist examines woman. "You're fine, but one thing puzzles me --
it's this wax buildup in your navel." Woman: "That's because my husband
likes to eat by candle light!"
65 year old woman visits her gynecologist. "Doctor, I'm worried -- I've
been bleeding excessively from the vagina lately." Doctor examines her,
then asks: "When was the last time you had sex?" "1953." Doctor: "Lady,
that's not blood, that's rust!"
Question: "What did the gynecologist find when he examined Brooke
Shields?" Answer: "Michael Jackson's other glove!"
Girl dating a Gynecologist: "I wonder what he sees in me?"
Woman visits Gynecologist, puts her feet in the stirrups. "Before we
begin this procedure, do you mind if I numb you?" he asks. "No" came the
reply. He grabs both her ankles, leans forward. "Num, num, num, num..."
Oriental Gynecologist to homely female patient: "You have rike-a
disease." Female Patient: "Rike-a disease?!?! What's that?"
Gynecologist: "Your face look rike-a your
ass!"


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