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Θέμα: Re: KNOWLEDGE, MONEY, POWER



(nil): poGue (pogue(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 30 Σεπ 1997 - 01:21:57 EEST

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> From: Akis Karnouskos <akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
> To: Joke of the Day ... <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
> Subject: JotD... KNOWLEDGE, MONEY, POWER
> Date: Δευτέρα, 29 Σεπτεμβρίου 1997 11:36 μμ
>
>
> "The less you Know, the more you make."
>
> PROOF :
>
> KNOWLEDGE, MONEY, POWER
>
> Knowledge is Power
> Time is Money and as every engineer knows,
> Power is Work over Time.
>
> So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of
> wisdom, we get:
>
> K = P (1)
> T = M (2)
> P = W/T (3)
>
> Now, do a few simple substitutions:
>
> Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:
> K = W/T (4)
>
> Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields:
>
> K = W/M (5).
>
> Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get:
>
> Knowledge equals Work over Money.
>
> What this MEANS is that:
>
> 1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and
> 2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.
>
> Solving for Money, we get:
>
> M = W/K (6)
> Money equals Work Over Knowledge.
>
From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge
> approaches 0, regardless of the Work done.
>
> What THIS MEANS is:
>
> The More you Make, the Less you Know.
>
> Solving for Work, we get
>
> W = M K (7)
> Work equals Money times Knowledge
>
From equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge
approaches
> 0.
>
> What THIS MEANS is:
>
> The stupid rich do little or no work.
>
> Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is
> left as an exercise for the reader !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
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apla teleio !!!

poGue

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