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Θέμα: TO GIOFYRI THS ARTAS



(nil): Nick the Greek (me(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 30 Σεπ 1997 - 09:28:39 EEST

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    TO GIOFYRI THS ARTAS
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  H ISTORIA POY THA PO EINAI H MONH ALHTHEIA
  KAI AS MOYN POYN OI PIO POLOI POS EINAI PARAMYTHIA
  GIA ENA GIOFYRI THA SAS PO KAI MIA GLYKIA KOPELA
  POY EGINE AFROMPETO STOY MASTORA TA XERIA.
  
  PANO STHS ARTAS TA BOYNA, PIO PANO KI AP'THN PATRA
  MIA BOSKOPOYLA EBOSKE KATSIKES KAI MOSXARIA.
  KATHOTANE KAI EBOSKE KI EKOBE KAI RADIKIA
  LOYLOYDIA ASPRA KAI MIKRA, BOLBOYS KAI BELANIDIA.
  
  TA PARAPANO EKOBE MHPOS KAI LHSMONHSEI
  THN TELEYTAIA THS BRADIA PSILA STHN KRYA BRYSH.
  EPINE GALA KAI KRASI POY 'XE STO FOREMA THS
  MPAS KAI KSEXASEI TH BRADIA POY XASE THN PARTHENIA THS.
  
  KAI NA LOIPON POS EXOYNE ETOYTA TA MANTATA:
  
  THS BOSKOPOYLAS KABLOSE MIA NYXTA ME FEGGARI
  EPITHYMIA ENTONH GIA BOLTA STO KELARI
  AFOY LOIPON KATEBHKE KAI HPIE AP'TO BARELI
  TO IDIO BRADY METHYSE KAI HTHELE KAI MELI.
  
  TO MELI OMOS HTANE THAMENO SE MIA BRYSH
  OSTE NA MENEI DROSERO AP'TH DROSIA THS FYSHS.
  STH BRYSH OMOS HTANE KI O KITSOS AP'TH MANH
  POY TSABOYKA DEN SHKONE KAI EIXE KAI FERRARI.
  
  O KITSOS BLEPEI TH FANH (ETSI HTAN TO ONOMA THS)
  KAI STHN PSYXH TOY THN POTHEI, THELEI THN PARTHENIA THS.
  KSAFNOY OPOS EMAZEYE H BOSKOPOYLA MELI
  NIOTHEI APO PISO THS ENA MEGALO XERI.
  
  TIPOTA DEN AISTHANETAI AP' TO POLY METHYSH
  KI O KITSOS AMESOS NOMISE POS H FANH ENDIDEI.
  TO FOREMA THS GRHGORA O KITSOS THS TO SKINEI
  KAI ME APATHEIA FOBERH STON KOLO THS TON MPIXNEI.
  
  AFOY EYXARISTH8HKE APO THN PISO PORTA
  THN TYXH TOY DOKIMASE KI APO THN ALLH PORTA.
  H BOSKOPOYLA EPINE NERO APO THN KRYA BRYSH
  ALLA DEN KATALABENE AP'TO POLY METHYSH.
  
  KAI OPOS HTANE SKYFTH KAI MAZEYE TO MELI
  O KITSOS THS TON EBAZE OSAN NA HTAN XELI
  KI AFOY EYXARISTH8HKE KAI PNIGHKE STO XYSI
  TON KOLO THS KATHARISE KI EFYGE AP'TH BRYSH.
  
  STHN KOKKINH FERRARI TOY MPAINEI KAI BAZEI MPROS
  GIATI ME TH TIPOTA DEN HTHELE NA PAEI GIA GAMPROS.
  ETSI O KITSOS XA8HKE AP'TA PSHLA BOYNA
  GYRNONTAS APO DO KI EKEI NA BREI ALLA MOYNIA.
  
  H BOSKOPOYLA KSYPNHSE APO TO LYTHARGO THS
  KI AIMATA EIDE KOKKINA EIS TON ASTRAGALO THS
  "MOY KLEPSANE THN PARTHENIA, MOY BALANE KAI XERI
  KAI TORA EMEINA EGO ME'NA MPOYKALI MELI."
  
  TA KSESXISMENA ROYXA THS PROXHRA TA PROSDAINEI
  KAI ME KLAMENO PROSOPO STO SPITI THS DIABAINEI.
  STO DROMO OPOS PROXORAGE BLEPEI ENA POYLAKI
  KI EYTHEIS AMESOS TO ROTEI TI THA MPOREI NA KANEI.
  
  KAI TO POYLAKI APANTA M'ENA 8LIMENO YFOS:
  "FANH NA MHN ANYSHXEIS KAI NA MHN EXEIS MISOS
  O ALLOS ANTRAS POY THA BREIS THA EINAI PALIKARI
  ME FHMH TOSO MAKRIA, ALLA MIKRO PAPARI"
  
  "THN PROTH NYXTA POY THA'R8EI NA XEIS STO MAKSILARI
  ENA MPOYKALI ME KRASI KAI KOKKINO FOYLARI.
  KAI OTAN ER8EI H STIGMH THS PROTHS SYNOYSIAS
  ME TO KRASI EMETHA TON, SA NA TAN H PYTHIA.
  
  KAI OTAN PAEI TO KABLI NA TO TOPOTHETHSEI
  DEN THA SKAMPAZEI TIPOTA KI AS BRISKETAI SE STYSH.
  KAI TO EPOMENO PRWI MAZI ME TA POYLAKIA
  TO STROMA BAPSE KOKKINO, BAPSE KAI TA XALAKIA,
  
  DIOTI SE PERIPTOSH POY DEN KATALABAINEI
  NA TOY TO DEIKSEIS TO XALI KAI AS MHN EPIMENEI
  KAI NA TOY PEIS KATAMATA KAI ME KLEISTO TO STOMA
  POSO POLY TOY ARESE KAI OTI THN THELEI AKOMA."
  
  OTAN TA AKOYSE AYTA POY EIPE TO POYLAKI
  H BOSKOPOYLA GYRISE STO TAPINO SPITAKI
  KAI OMOS ETSI EGINAN OPOS TA EIXE PEI
  KI BOSKOPOYLA BRE8HKE ME KOKKINO XALI.
  
  ETYXE OMOS KI HTANE AYTO TO PALIKARI
  O PROTOMASTORAS POY EXTISE, ME TO MIKRO PAPARI,
  TH GEFYRA THS LYSMONIAS POY THA ENONE DYO OXTHES
  KATO STHS ARTAS TA NERA GIA NA BOSKOYN OI KOTES.
  
  OMOS DEN ESTEKE KALA H PETRA STO GIOFYRI
  KAI LOIPANE TA YLIKA GIA TO ENA TO KAMARI.
  TO POYSTIKO TOTE TO POYLI EIPE STO PALIKARI
  TI TOY 'XE KANEI H FANH TO PROTO TOY TO BRADI.
  
  "THN PALIOTSOYLA THN FANH AN DEN THN TIMORHSO
  NA MHN THN EXO EGO MIKRH KI AN THELEIS NA STH DEIKSO.
  EIS THN MEGALH KAMARA EGO THA THN EBALO
  GIA NA STERGIOSEI MIA XARA KAI NA THN APATAO."
  
  ETSI LOIPON THN EBALE BATHIA MESA STO MNHMA
  KAI ESYNDIASE KALA EKDIKHSH KAI XRHMA,
  GIAT'EIXE ELLEIPSH YLIKON THN TRYPA NA KALYPSEI
  ENO MPOROYSE ME TH FANH THN TRYPA NA GEMISEI
  
  ETSI LOIPON GENNH8HKE THS ARTAS TO GIOFYRI
  AP'ENA PSEYTIKO EROTA POY KINHSE STH BRYSH.
  KAI MHN KSANAAKOYSETE AYTA POY LENE STA PAIDIA
  H PARTHENIA KAI TA POYLIA FTENE GIA OLA AYTA.

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