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Θέμα: The Paradox Of Women



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 13 Οκτ 1997 - 16:28:53 EEST

The Paradox Of Women

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don't, you are not a
man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you don't, you are good
for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, she is abused. If you don't, you are not
   understanding.

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'. If you don't, you are
half a man.

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring. If you don't, she
accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well-dressed, she says you are a playboy. If you aren't, you
are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad. If you aren't, she thinks you do
not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her. If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait. If she is
late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel. If she is visited
by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss
her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you
do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics.

If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by
   others, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to
talk.

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