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Θέμα: o manavhs



(nil): Nick Economidis (nick(@)prl.research.philips.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 29 Οκτ 1997 - 20:12:23 EET

Paei enas sto manabh
- Vale mou miso karpouzi
Leei o manavhs ekplhktos
- Miso karpouzi ? Ma den dinoume misa karpouzia!
- Ma eimai monos sto spiti, kai, pou na to faw oloklhro! den prolavainw, kai 8a
xalasei.
- Kala, perimenete ligo na rwthsw to afentiko
Paei mesa o manavhs na rwthsei to afentiko:
- Re afentiko, edw e3w einai enas malakas, kai 8elei na agorasei miso karpouzi,
leei!
Kai ekei pou paei na dei3ei ton paranohko pelath, vlepei oti o pelaths
vriskotan akrivws pisw tou
- Kai.. o eygenikotatos kyrios apo dw (dior8wnei amesws) 8elei na agorasei to
ALLO MISO !
O pelaths feugei xwris na parei xampari th fash, alla to afentiko pou eide poso
wraia katafere na
ta mpalwsei o manabhs, tou leei:
- Mprabo re paidi, eytyxws ta mpalwses kai den pare3hgh8hke o pelaths
- E, afentiko, etsi eimaste oloi sto xwrio mas. etoimologoi
- Kai apo poio xwrio eisai ?
- E, ti na sou lew, ashmanto einai. Mia teleia sto xarth. To mono pou bgazei to
xwrio mas
  einai poutanes kai podosfairistes.
- Ma poio xwrio einai auto re paidi mou ?
- To aggeloxwri
- Sovara? kai h gynaika mou apo kei einai !

- Ante ! (gkloup!) Se poia omada paizei ????? !

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