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Θέμα: Anekdoto kai Re: USA Crazy story (synexeia)



(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 14 Νοέ 1997 - 20:12:52 EET

To anekdoto prwta:

A young woman who was worried about her habit of
biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised
by a friend to take up yoga.

She did, and soon her fingernails were growing
normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her
nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails
so I bite them instead."

On Fri, 14 Nov 1997, Spyridon Voulgaris wrote:

> Ayta ta logia htan dika moy, sto prwto mail, kai mporeite na ta parete
> tois metrhtois! Aporw Niko giati se 3afniasan! Nomizw pws den xwrane kai
> polla epixeirhmata sto 8ema ayto, afoy h istoria toys einai kata poly
> mikroterh kai se diarkeia (arxise molis to 1492m.X.!) kai se shmasia apo

Oi Native Americans de metrane diladi? Wraia tin orizeis tin istoria.

> thn istoria twn perissoterwn allwn lawn, poso mallon apo thn dikh mas, thn
> Ellhnikh istoria. Oso gia paradosh kai e8nikh syneidhsh, epitrepste moy na

Pws krinei kaneis poies istories einai simantikes kai poies oxi? Na deis
pws ton elegan auton pou elege kai oti kapoioi laoi einai pio simantikoi
apo kapoious allous, xmm, mipws Adolfo?

> Oso gia ta panepisthmia ths Amerikhs poy tosa elex8hsan, den nomizw pws
> einai kolakeytiko gia toys Amerikanoys to gegonos oti kataklyzontai apo
> 3enoys ka8hghtes! Sigoyra osoi apo sas einai sthn Amerikh, alla kai oi
> ypoloipoi, 8a blepete pws oi ka8hghtes einai ws epi to pleiston allodapoi.

Kai giatoi oloi autoi den kathisan spiti tous kai irthan Ameriki? Mipws
kati briskoun edw pou den to briskoun allou? Kai den einai pros epaino
enos laou to oti dexetai interactions me allous laous? Ksereis poios einai
o skopos tou idrumatos Fulbright? Na stelnei ksenous stin Ameriki etsi
wste oi amerikanoi na gnwrizoun kai allous laous, kai na blepoun ta
pragmata kai apo alli skopia. Auto, proswpika, to thewrw polu thetiko gia
ena lao, sigoura kalutero apo to na kathetai o kathenas oli tou ti zwi
sto spiti pou genithike.

> gia thn proodo ths Amerikhs! Ayta na ta blepoyme emeis oi Ellhnes, poy
> dinoyme proteraiothta pantote se braxypro8esmoys (kai synh8ws laikistikoys
> kai mikrokommatikoys) stoxoys.
>
Einai para polloi autoi pou gurizoun sti xwra tous kai efarmozoun auta pou
emathan.

> panepisthmiwn toys. Apo thn organwsh ayth kalo 8a einai na
> paradeigmatistoyme ki emeis, poy ta teleytaia xronia to exoyme ri3ei sto
> poly "xyma", xwris omws na to parakanoyme kai na xasei h panemorfh xwra
> mas ton an8rwpino xarakthra ths!
>
Mpa, min to les auto. Tha se pei kaneis anthellina pou katigoreis tin
Ellada.
 
> toso kako na gelame me tis asylhptes gkafes twn Amerikanwn (h opoiwndhpote
> allwn), kai na diaxwrizoyme kapws toys eaytoys mas apo aytoys, dioti

kai bebaia oxi. Kaneis den to amfisbitise auto.

V.
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