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Θέμα: Stupid American Laws (more)



(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 22 Νοέ 1997 - 06:43:51 EET

In Alaska, it is against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.

In Miami, it is against the law to go around imitating animals.

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.

In Sterling, Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose
without a taillight.

In Cresskill, New Jersey, all cats must wear three bells to warn birds of
their whereabouts.

In Kenilworth, Illinois, a rooster must step back three hundred feet from
any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two
hundred feet back from any residence.

In Blythe, California, a city ordinance declares that a person must own at
least two cows before he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.

North Dakota law makes it illegal for anyone to go to bed wearing shoes or
boots.

Florida law states that you are not allowed to break more than three
dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least
once a year.

A Boston statute, however, forbids a person to take a bath unless he has a
written prescription from a medical doctor.

And in Mohave County, Arizona, a decree declares that anyone caught
stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

In Glendale, Arizona, it is against the law for a car to back up.

In Nebraska, a motorist must send up warning red rockets and Roman candles
at night when he approaches a horse. He must throw a scenic tarpaulin over
his car to conceal it from the horse. Also, he must take his machine apart
and hide the parts in the grass it the tarpaulin doesn't soothe the horse.

It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that
state.

In Evanston, Illinois, it is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile
with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.

It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of
Urbana, Illinois.
(ftou, kai menw mono liga metra apo ta sunora tis Urbana).

In Seattle, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in
length.

In Idaho, the legislature passed a law making it illegal for a man to give
his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

In Paulding, Ohio, a policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

A Belvedere, California, City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a
public place without its master on a leash."

Wallace, Idaho, makes it unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.

Georgia law provides that it is a misdemeanor for any citizen to attend
church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is
loaded.

Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they can buy shotguns freely, however.

In Wichita, Kansas, a father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with
a gun.

Pharmacists in Trout Creek, Utah, may not sell gun powder as a headache
cure.

Oregon state law forbids the use of canned corn in fishing.

In Wilbur, Washington, it is against the law for a person to ride upon the
streets on an ugly horse.

A Fountain Inn, South Carolina, law once required horses to wear pants at
all times.

In Tennessee, you can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving
automobile.

Holyoke, Massachusetts, makes it unlawful to water your lawn when it is
raining.

An Oneida, Tennessee, ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't
Goin' To Rain No Mo'."

A Georgia law prohibits persons from saying "Oh, boy" in Jonesboro.

A Trenton, New Jersey, ordinance states that it is unlawful to throw any
tainted pickles in the streets. ("It's all right officer, these are good
pickles!")

In Tennessee, it is illegal to drive any car while asleep.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

An Ohio statute prohibits motorists in Youngstown from running out of gas.

It is Texas law that when two trains meet at a railroad crossing, each
shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has
gone.

In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour
before all fires.

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