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Θέμα: H xarn



(nil): Mr I. Alexandrou (I.Alexandrou(@)liverpool.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 16 Δεκ 1997 - 19:14:45 EET

Eivai mia fora evas tipakos pou gia va brei poly wraia gomeva to epaize
plousios. Etsi afou briskei mia poooolyyy wraia kopela arxizei va
voikiazei akriba aytokivnta kai va leei oti eivai dika tou, parousiazei
ellwv spitia gia dika tou ......

Mia mera tns lei tns kopelas oti 8a pave va fave se eva estiatorio opou
syxvazei aytos kai oi alloi megaloi tns A8nvas. Kleivouv ravtebou gia
tis 20:00 kai xwrizouv. Pragmatika n kratnsn yparxei kai o dikos mas
paei kata tis 19:30 kai mpaivei mesa ...

Koitazei deksia koitazei aristera kai xaroumevos leei : Natos !!
Proxora kai ftavei sto trapezi pou ka8etai kai trwei me tnv gyvaika tou
o Giwrgos o Bardivogiavvns. Paei kai tou leei :

- Kyrie Bardivogiavvn 8a n8ela sas parakalw poly va sas zntnsw mia
megaln xarn

-- Fyge apo edw re ksypolyte ...

- Ma sas parakalw poly .. Gia sas dev eivai tipota spoudaio evw gia meva
eivai kati poly snmavtiko

-- Kai ti me voiazei re sy emeva. Fyge giati 8a se petaksouv eksw !!

Peytei o dikos mas sta podia tou

- Sas parakalw, krivetai to mellov mou. Akouste me toulaxistov
E leei kai n gyvaika tou Bardivogiavvn stov Giwrgo va tov akousouv ti
exei va tous pei mpas kai nsyxasouv.

Avte lege tou kavei o Bardivogiavvns. Grngora omws.

Na koitakste. Exw gvwrisei tnv gyvaika tns zwns mou kai tns exw pei oti
eimai poly spoudaios. 8a er8oume mazi se ligo gia va fame edw kai ama me
xairetousate apla 8a vomize oti sas kserw kai 8a me pisteye.

-- Ayto movo ??
- Nai eva movo veyma.
Dextnke o Giwrgos kai o dikos mas feygei stolizovtas tov me eyxes.

Mpaivei kata tis 20:00 mesa o dikos mas olo kamari, ka8ovtai sto trapezi
tous, paragelvouv kai arxizouv tnv koubevta tous. Se kapoia stigmn
snkwvetai va fygei o Bardivogiavvns kai tou 8ymizei n gyvaika tou gia to
veyma stov diko mas.
Opote gyrizei kai aytos kai xaireta tov diko mas fwvazovtas tous "geia
xara paidia". Kai o dikos mas :

Ti 8es re malaka Giwrgo kai mas evoxleis. Dev blepeis oti exoume
snzntnsn ???

Giavvns

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