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(nil): George Anagnostopoulos (firefly(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 22 Ιαν 1998 - 13:52:35 EET

A famous producer chose to make a movie about famous composers.
For some reason, he decided to cast famous action-adventure heroes
to play the lead roles.

When asked whom he would like to play, Sly Stalone said, "I've
always admired Mozart, and even though they've already made a
movie about him, I'd like to play that composer."

Van Damm said, "Beethoven was a heroic figure. Even when deaf, he
created masterpieces and then conducted them. I'll be Beethoven."

And Arnie said, "I'll be Bach."

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 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
 2) Which country makes Panama hats?
 3) From which animal do we get catgut?
 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
 7) What was King George VI's first name?
 8) What color is a purple finch?
 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ (no peeking!)
1)  116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2)  Ecuador.
3)  From sheep and horses.
4)  November.  The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5)  Squirrel fir.
6)  The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7)  Albert.  When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of
    Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8)  Distinctively crimson.
9)  New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course.  From 1618 to 1648.
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G. Anagnostopoulos
    U think you know it all but U only irritate us who actually do!
    B.A. Business Studies, Uni of Glamorgan * My life is a cartoon!
    Contributing Editor & Advertiser of: CD Games, CD Show & Skylab
    Three things I'm always short of: Time, Money & Beautiful Women
    On second thought, forget I ever said that ---> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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