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Θέμα: Clinton... i sinexeia...



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 28 Ιαν 1998 - 16:46:34 EET

Q: How can you tell that President Clinton is sure he's going to be
re-elected?

A: He started dating again!

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Q:How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White House with a
plane was insane?

A: Apparently he thought President Clinton would be in his own bedroom
at night.

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Q: What did Bill Clinton say when asked about the campaign promises he
broke?

A: "They seemed kinda like marriage vows."

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Q: What was Bill Clinton's favorite part of the Olympics?

A: The Opening Ceremonies because it was the only time he could be
around an old flame and not have to dodge allegations.

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After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference
and announced that they had a very successful conference and had
agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.

When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten
commandments."

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Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?

A: He has no class and no principals.

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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Geia kai xara sas !

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Denis I. Theodossiou - Computer Engineer | Murphy's Law :
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