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Θέμα: Mikro sththos



(nil): Andreas Malandrinos (malandri(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 30 Ιαν 1998 - 16:11:49 EET

Htan mia gynaika pou eixe poly mikro sththos kai aisthanotan poly asxhma
gi'ayto. Telika apofasise na paei se ena giatro ormonologo

- Giatre mou, mporei na ginei kati?

- Xmmm, poly synithismenh periprosh... Kai vevaia! Loipon tha sas doso
ayta ta 3 mpoukalakia, periexoun diafores ormones. Tha pernete ena kathe
bdomada kai sto telos ths triths bdomadas tha exete ena sththos alla
Pamela Anderson! Mono kathe bdomada na me pernete tilefono na me
enhmerwnete gia to apotelesma...

Enthousiasmenh h kopela gyrnaei spiti ths kai pernei to proto
mpoukalaki.. Sto telos ths prwths bdomadas to tilefono tou giatrou
xtypaei

- Parakalw?
- Nai giatre geia sas eimai h kopela me to mikro sththos pou eixa
perasei thn prohgoumenh bdomada...
- A wraia, parathrhsate kapoia allagh?
- Oxi kamia giatre mou. Mono pou na... exo mia braxnada sth fwnh,
poly elafria vlepete alla den ksero pos na thn ekshghso
- E, tha kryosate kyria mou. Telos panton parte kai to deytero
mpoukalaki kai vlepoume

Mia bdomada meta to thlefono tou giatrou ksanaxtypaei. To shkonei h
grammateas
- Parakalw?
- Nai, parakalo tha ithela na milhso sto giatro
- Poios kyrios ton zhtaei?
- DOSE MOU TO GIATRO GAMW TH POUTANA MOU!!!!!!!

O giatros sastismenos trexei sto tilefono

- Nai?

Akougetai mia mpasa fwnh apo to allo akro ths thlefonikhs grammhs

- Ela giatre eimai h kopella me to mikro sththos, eixa erthei prin 2
bdomades. Akou na sou po, h braxnada den htan kryoma, opos akous exei
xeiroterepsei poly.. Alla yparxei kai ena allo provlhma. Exw arxisei
na bgazo kai kati trixoules sto sththos, kai anhsyxo ligo.... DHLADH
ANYSYXO PARA POLY!!

- Periergo, prwth fora akouo tetoio pragma. Loipon, pare kai to trito
mpoukalaki kai ksanapes mou

  Pernaei kai h trith bdomada kai h "typissa" ksanapernei thlefono...

- Nai?
- Ela giatre ( akougetai mia fwnh poly baria, san toy Xarry Klyn ).
Eimai h kopela me to mikro sththos. TI NA SOU PO TORA! Kala gia tis
trixoules sto sththos, gemise kai h koilia mou, th fwnh mou thn akous
pos exei ginei, arxisa na bgazo kai mousi!
- ?! #%@#&^^ Eeeee, toulaxiston to sththos sas megalose?
- Oxi, katholou alla twra pia ST'ARXIDIA MOU!!!!!!

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