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Θέμα: Another one...



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 08 Φεβ 1998 - 17:29:57 EET

Ante, allo ena anekdotaki...
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A man is passing a butcher's shop and sees a sign :

 Special Offer - Brains
   Cow brains a penny a pound
   Sheep brains 2 pounds a pound
   Pig brains 2 pounds a pound
   Doctor brains 50 pounds a pound
   Engineer brains 50 pounds a pound
   Programmer brains 50 pounds a pound
   Lawyer brains 1000 pounds a pound

and he goes into the shop and says to the butcher "Excuse
 me, I couldn't help noticing your sign - I suppose the cow brains
 are so much cheaper than the other brains because of the Mad Cow
 Disease scare."

 "That's right" says the butcher.

 "And," continues the man, "I suppose the lawyer brains are
 so much more expensive than the other brains because they're such
 high quality."

 "Not at all," says the butcher "do you know how many
 lawyers you gotta kill to get a pound of brain?"

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Kai to minima tis imeras :

Ego xrisimopoio Internet Explorer 3.02 me othoni 800x600x256 xromata.
(To Netscape Communicator 4.x mou bgazei NullPointerException)
Kai se mena, otan pao sto GREECE, fotizetai mono i Peloponnisos, eno an pao
ligo pio pano (px. Naypakto, Itea, klp.) mou leei 'not a participating
country' Entaksei, gia ta Skopia, exoun balei ton sidirodromo-titlo kai
kalyptei mopnos tou tin Makedonia, alla ayto den einai dikaiologia pou den
fotizetai i elliniki makedonia otan eimai sto GREECE...

Yparxoun kai alloi pou blepoun to idio me mena, opote den nomizo oti ta matia
mou kanoun blip-blip apo ti synefia pou exei edo... (outos 'i allos, den imoun
ego pou to protobrika...)

Kali mera!

PS: Arxizei kai trabaei poly ayto to thread, kai den exo kai polla alla
anekdotakia pou den exoun perasei apo tin JotD... Proteino na to gyrisoume se
personal mails-replies, oson afora to thema twn OA, gia na min enoxloume
kai tous ypoloipous...

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