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Θέμα: Re: Diavaste aisxos - This Is Not A Joke!



(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 09 Φεβ 1998 - 20:50:17 EET

(Kat'arxin, na pw oti sto telos tou post exei ObJoke)

Paidia,
suggnwmi pou tha diafwnisw, alla giati egine oli auti i fasaria?
Kat'arxin, oi anthrwpoi eixan tin euaisthisia na grapsoun swsta FYROM
kai oxi Macedonia (pou einai to onoma me to opoio ola ta entupa
apokaloun to FYROM).
An proseksate, se oles tis xwres me arxika,exoun olokliro to onoma. E, to
FYROM einai polu megalo kai profanws de xwraei mesa sta oria tis xwras.
Ebalan tin telitsa sto kentro kai apo katw to onoma. Granted, tha
mporousan na to eixan balei deksia tis koukidas, alla tote tha kobotan
apo deksia kai pali tha kalupte ti Makedonia kai ti Thraki. An to ebazan
apo panw, tote de tha eixan katholou xwro gia ti Giougkoslabia kai ti
Boulgaria. Opote, parolo pou einai ekneuristiki i thesi tou, de blepw pws
tha mporouse na itan diaforetiki.

Allwste to idio sumbainei kai me alles xwres. Mipws tha eprepe i Germania
na paraponethei gia ta Liechtenstein, Louxembourgo, Ollandia, i Italia
gia to Monaco, kok?

Vana

PS. To anekdoto:

   A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the
stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

   She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known
you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a
rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."

   The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

   She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster, too. I used to babysit him for his parents. And
he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he
has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship
with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the
entire state. Yes, I know him."

   At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called
both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with
menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt!"

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