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(nil): Stalidou Alexandra (Alexandra.Stalidou(@)vt.siemens.de)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 11 Φεβ 1998 - 16:33:50 EET

Dody Alfayette cames to heaven and complains to St. Peter:
"Shit, I wanted to fuck Di in the car and not to die in the fucking
car..."

Ka8ws h mhtera Tereza anebainei meta to 8anato ths ston ourano, elpizei
krufa na tis exoun etoimasei eidikh upodoxh gia tous agwnes ths gia tous
ftwxous. Otan ftanei omws sthn porta tou ouranou den thn perimenei
kanenas. Endiamesa apo ta kagkela ths aulhs blepei flash na astraftoun
ki etsi perimenei e3w. Otan erxetai o agios Petros meta apo mia wra, ton
rwtaei na ma8ei ti ginotan. O Petros zhtaei sugnwmh gia thn ka8usterhsh,
kai leei:"Molis hr8e h Lady Di".
"Malista!, leei h mhtera Tereza, "xairomai gi auto, alla eprepe e3aitias
ths na dhmiourghsete tetoio salo kai na ri3ete panw ths olous tous
fwtografous (paparazzi);"
"Kserete", leei o Petros, "agioi san ki esas erxontai ston ourano ka8e
mera, all apo thn agglikh basilikh oikogeneia erxetai kata la8pos
kapoios ka8e ekato xronia..."

Ena zeugari efopliston troei se ena kirile restoran. Ksafnika, mia
panemorfi ksanthia peftei pano sto suzugo, arxizei na ton filaei, na ton
xaideuei kai na ton apokalei "tzoutzouko mou", "moraki mou" kai kati
tetoia. Molis i pitsirika feugei i agriemeni sizigos sikonetai kai
fonazei:
-Atime , prodoti, bromiari, tha se xoriso !
- Eisai sigouri antigirizei ekeinos me apoliti iremia.
-An eimai; Tha se kano rezili !
- Ksechnas to progamiaio simbolaio ; An me xoriseis tha xaseis ta panta,
spitia , autokinita , lefta !
I kiria to ksanaskeftetai, bazei mprosta to simferon tis, katapinei tin
pligomeni perifaneia tis kai to boulonei. Sinexizoun na trone amilitoi
ospou i kiria sxoliazei:
- Kale ekeinos ekei kato o Papatrexas o biomixanos den einai;
-Mmmm, autos einai !
- Kai auti mazi tou pia einai, giati sigoura i gunaika tou den einai !
- I eromeni tou einai .
Pfff, i dikia mas einai pio oraia !

* Giatre mou, pisteuo pos i gunaika mou exei koufathei !
* - Koita, na den thelei na erthei edo gia na tin eksetaso, mporei
na kaneis ena aplo test gia na sigoureutoume. Tha statheis piso tis kai
arketa mokria kai tha tin rotiseis kati. Ann den apantisei tha
plisiaseis ena bima kai th aksanarotiseis.
* Tha sinexiseis etsi mexri na akousei kai meta tha ertheis na mou
peis tin apostasi. O kirios epistrefei spiti kai blepei tin gunaika tou
na magereuei stin kouzina.
Agapi mou ti exoume gia fagito;
Den akouei tipota, plisiazei ena bima kai ksanarotaei.
Pali tipote. Plisiazei kai ksanarotaei. To skiniko sinexizei, ospou
telika ftanei ena molis bima piso tis.
-Agapi mou ti exoume gia fagito;
Kai i gunaika tou apantaei anastatomeni:
-Gia endekati fora sou leo: Gioubarlakia !!!!
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