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Θέμα: Two Nuts



(nil): Vana Doufexi (vana(@)csrd.uiuc.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 16 Φεβ 1998 - 18:18:54 EET

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                Two Nuts

  Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory
nuts along the way, They soon filled their small pails and started
to fill their pockets and shirts, When they could hold no more nuts
they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery.
One of the boys decided that would be a good place to stop and rest
and divide out the nuts.

  The two boys sat in the shade of a large oak tree and unloaded
their pockets and buckets dumping all of the nuts in a large pile.
In the process two of them rolled away and rested near the road.
The boys then proceeded to divide out the nuts. "One for you. One
for me. One for you. One for me"

  As they were doing this a passerby happened to hear them. He
looked into the cemetery but could not see the boys as they were
obscured by the tree. He hesitated a moment and then ran back to town.

  "Father, Father," he yelled as he entered his house. "The
cemetery. Come quick!!!"

  "What's the matter?" the father asked?

  "No time to explain," the boy frantically panted. "Follow
me!!!"

  The boy and the father ran up the country road and stopped
when they reached the cemetery. They stopped at the side of the
road, and all fell silent for a few moments, Then the father asked
his son what was wrong.

  Do you hear that? he whispered. Both people listened intently
and heard the Scouts. "One for me. One for you. One for me One for
you."

  The boy then blurted out, "The devil and the Lord are
dividing the souls!!"

  The father was skeptical but silent. Until a few moments
later as the Scouts completed dividing out the nuts and one Scout
said to the other... "Now as soon as we get those two nuts down by
the road we'll have them all."

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